Chemistry Lesson

I was talking to my best friend few days ago.. Nang lama juak sik bercakap ngan nya..kira 2-3 minggu juak..selalunya every week i will called him (walaupun sekejap aja)...i never keep any secret with him.. Dah lama gilak berkawan bh..siap tau perangai gila-gila dirik empun .. kadang-kadang sampai kredit tepon abis baru stop bercakap ..(nang hebat)..merah telinga bercakap lama gilak..haha

Back to the story, Hilton and i always resembled the past, while we had our conversation..So we talked about a shamefully funny incident in the Form 5E class(kelas aku mmg tidak penah disukai cikgu2 sekolah sia) kelas yg agak suka melawan and sik kesah ngan cgu time ngajar...

It was chemistry lesson. My teacher was Cikgu Tan Mei Ling. She was very strict and loud to her students. So Hilton and i were sitting 2nd front line in the classroom(budak pengawas bh) harus divas duduk depan... During the lesson, i was telling a joke to him about my neighbour's son who always make noise while playing outside the house.

ME: Ton, did you know that my neighbour's son always making noise while playing bicycle outside the house..he was screaming extremely loud until you can wake up from wonderful sleep...tapi nya bisu..sik bole cakap..sik paham apa orang cakap.. geram aku kadang2...

HILTON: Apa ko cuba padah tok? sik paham aku koh!! Ko madah anak jiran ko bising, jerit2 n main basikal...pas ia ko madah nya bisu, sik paham pa orang padah... Nie ada org bisu pandai jerit2? Bukan sidak nya duduk diam2 jak ka? Pelik juak jiran ko ia ho... ko nang bulak la

Me: Aih benar.. Nya dapat kuar bunyi bah..(try to convience him)

Hilton: dah dah dah... bulak ko iya.. sik penah aku dgr org bisu polah bising ..( he starts to giggle and laugh at me)

Me: (aku pon pikir for a minute) Betol juak ho...So iya bukan category bisu kot...hemm

Hilton: NANG KO PEMBULAK. Pembulak Abis!!..ahahahahaha

Me: Aku pun sik paham apa ku padah.. tapi cerita aku iya benar aih..harus ko datang rumah aku tgk dirik empun...HAHA

Both of us started to laugh and giggle away..alu molah bising kejap time cgu ngajar kat depan...

CGU TAN: Kenapa kamu berdua ketawa? Apa yg lucu sgt tu? Hah..Seimbangkan persamaan KIMIA ini...(time nie tgh belajar persamaan KIMIA)

Both of us in the silent moment..terbebek kejap...terus pura2 cari jawapan dlm buku..(tanda2 org sik tauk and cemas)

Cgu Tan: HAH!! berdiri kamu berdua...Lain kali bercakap lagi time cgu mengajar..Ketawa kuat2 lagi...pandai sangat la tu..

Both of us were so malu..muka kedak biji SAGA merah..nang shalu abis...We were standing through out the lesson..nasib baik satu period ja...huhuhu (first time kena marah cgu Kimia)...Dahla pengawas buat bising dalam kelas ...malu nya..

This memory reminds me that how naugthy i was in the secondary school ...walaupun aku pengawas and penah dapat anugerah pelajar BERMORAL.(mesti sik percaya...aku masih simpan sijil ia ok)...hihi

Moral of the story:

1. Jangan buat lawak bodo dlm kelas cgu garang..
2. Jangan hina orang sik sempurna (nanti TULAH...tgk mcm aku terus kena on the spot bah)
   

This is only a tiny part of it...mun ada masa agik, later i will share it in the next post...